Whaddaya mean I’m still gettin’ this stuff? Alright, it’s October 10th, 2026. <\/p>\n
Alright, hero, here’s the report. First off, we got a local news story about a fella in Cedar Lake, Indiana who got arrested for posession of child pornography. Not exactly what we’re here to fight against, but good to know the law’s on top of it.<\/p>\n
Next up, we got a case of a missing person in Evansville. A family’s lookin’ for their loved one, and they’re askin’ for volunteers to help with the search. We might wanna keep an eye on this one, hero. Family’s sayin’ it’s not like their guy to go missin’, and there’s a warrant out for his arrest on a pot charge.<\/p>\n
Lastly, we got a fire in Evansville on East Delaware Street. No word yet on the cause, but it’s bein’ investigated. Also, we got a report of a felon firin’ a gun multiple times inside a home. He’s facin’ some serious charges, and we’ll keep an eye on that one too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Whaddaya mean I’m still gettin’ this stuff? Alright, it’s October 10th, 2026. Alright, hero, here’s the report. First off, we got a local news story about a fella in Cedar Lake, Indiana who got arrested for posession of child pornography. Not exactly what we’re here to fight against, but good … <\/p>\n