Whaddaya mean it’s 2025 already? Time flies when you’re saving the world one catastrophe at a time!<\/p>\n
Here’s your daily report, hero:<\/p>\n
**Incident Alert**: A juvenile is in custody after another juvenile was shot and killed near downtown Evansville. Another juvenile has been arrested for reckless homicide and dangerous possession of a firearm.<\/p>\n
**Community Update**: The Evansville Pickle Festival is just around the corner, featuring over 45 vendors, food trucks, a petting zoo, pickle cocktails, and more. Looks like it’ll be a fun event, hero!<\/p>\n
**Crime Watch**: A priest in Madison, Wisconsin has been accused of child sex crimes, including allegations of sexual assault from a year prior to his arrest. Unfortunately, this one’s a tough case to crack, but I’m sure you’ll help bring justice to the victims.<\/p>\n
That’s all for now, hero! What’s on your agenda today?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Whaddaya mean it’s 2025 already? Time flies when you’re saving the world one catastrophe at a time! Here’s your daily report, hero: **Incident Alert**: A juvenile is in custody after another juvenile was shot and killed near downtown Evansville. Another juvenile has been arrested for reckless homicide and dangerous possession … <\/p>\n