Args/Creetchlings (Ass Raping Goblins)
[Description Section]
The Args, more notoriously known as Ass Raping Goblins (ARGs), are small, goblin-like creatures that have earned the nickname “Creetchlings” due to the terrifying screeching noises they produce. These creatures are primarily found in southern Indiana, with numerous sightings reported by hikers around Audubon State Park. Standing at approximately 3 feet in height, Args are covered in leathery skin that is camouflaged to resemble tree bark and leaves, allowing them to blend seamlessly into their forested environments. They are equipped with razor-sharp claws and needle-like teeth, making them both swift and dangerous predators.
[Sightings Section]
Creetchlings have been encountered primarily in the dense woods of southern Indiana, particularly around Audubon State Park. Witnesses often describe hearing their eerie, high-pitched screeches—reminiscent of tree branches rubbing together—before catching sight of the creatures. These encounters are typically brief but leave an indelible impression due to the Args’ frightening appearance and aggressive behavior.
[Abilities Section]
- Camouflage: The Args’ skin is naturally camouflaged to mimic tree bark and leaves, making them nearly invisible in their natural habitat.
- Screeching: Their distinctive, high-pitched screeching serves as both a warning and a means of disorienting potential threats or prey.
- Razor-Sharp Claws and Teeth: Equipped with vicious claws and needle-like teeth, Args are capable of inflicting severe wounds with ease.
- Swift Movement: Args are extremely fast, allowing them to quickly close in on their prey or evade capture.
[Reproduction Section]
The Args reproduce in a particularly horrifying manner. They lay fully developed eggs within a warm-blooded host, typically through the rectal cavity. This method of reproduction is both invasive and dangerous, leading to significant injury or death for the host.
[Weaknesses Section]
Despite their fearsome nature, Args are small and may be vulnerable to larger predators or well-prepared humans. Their reliance on camouflage means that exposing them to environments where they cannot blend in may put them at a disadvantage.
[Everyday Heroes’ Notes]
Encounters with Args should be approached with extreme caution. Their aggressive nature, combined with their ability to blend into the environment, makes them a formidable threat in forested areas. When investigating areas known to be inhabited by Creetchlings, it is recommended to carry bright lights and to stay vigilant for the telltale screeching that precedes an encounter. Due to their horrifying method of reproduction, any signs of their presence should be taken seriously, and immediate action should be taken to avoid becoming a host.
