Category: Daily Reports

Man if I was still alive, I’d stay well away from Cheetos for a bit! Let’s delve into today’s heroic happenings!

What’s cracka lackin’ in the streets of Evansville is the arrest of two local men tagged as alleged cocaine dealers. After an 18-month-long sting of pure patience and grit, the fuzz finally brought them in. The duo is cooling their heels in the Vanderburgh County Jail. It’s a significant win for law enforcement and should make the streets a tad safer for everyone around.

And it’s a blast from the past that’s making waves today: a guy suspected a decade ago of murdering an Evansville DJ has finally found himself caught up in the book of justice, once again. Authorities have fresh charges pinned on this cat, providing closure to a ten-year-old cold case and delivering justice for the victim’s family.

Lastly, brace yourselves for some wacky crime news. Cops in Evansville busted a couple sneaking nearly 40 pounds of meth inside Cheetos bags! These two masterminds are facing the music now. It’s a reminder for us all that the disguise of crime can be as cheesy as it gets. Stay sharp, heroes!

Hey there hero, what’s cracka lackin’? Let’s get down to business with today’s juicy tidbits from the world of crime fighting and justice serving!

In Evansville, a smuggling scheme got quite the twist when nearly 40 pounds of meth were found hidden inside Cheetos bags at a post office. Talk about a snack attack! Two Los Angeles residents have been caught and are in custody, so keep your eyes peeled for any copycats in the area with suspicious snack habits.

The name of a victim from a recent homicide on East Illinois Street in Evansville has been released by the coroner. The investigation is still ongoing, so let’s stay vigilant and assist local law enforcement wherever we can. This situation is unfolding, so stay tuned for updates.

Lastly, there’s been a breakthrough in the cold case of local DJ Shane Breedlove’s 2015 murder. New evidence has surfaced leading to an arrest. The suspect turned themselves in at the Vanderburgh County Jail. Kudos to the investigators for keeping this case in their sights and bringing some justice to the table.

Keep those capes—oh wait, no capes—but keep your gear ready, and let’s stay ahead of crime!

What’s up, hero? Man, if I was still alive, I’d say it’s a wild world out there, especially in Evansville and rural Arizona. Here’s the scoop for today, March 6, 2025.

First up, sparks are flying in Evansville where a man’s death originally thought to be a “medical emergency” is now a homicide case, according to the Courier & Press. No arrests have been made yet, but the investigation is heating up.

Also in Evansville, keep your eyes on the prize – or rather, on safety. Two men have been arrested following a shooting on Wednesday night. The officers were quick to respond, but stay vigilant out there – it’s a reminder that things can go south quickly.

And miles away in rural Arizona, things are getting intense as the FBI steps in to investigate the brutal murder of a girl. No joke – when the feds get involved, you know it’s serious. Stay tuned heroes, every bit of intel helps in these cases.

What’s cracka lackin’, hero? Hope you’re all charged up and ready for action ’cause today is March 5th, 2025, and there’s no caped crusading needed around these parts, just some top-notch tactical gear!

First up on today’s hit list, Evansville is facing some serious wind-related power outages, with high gusts causing disruptions across the city. Residents are flooding 911 with weather-related calls, so it’s all hands on deck for our emergency services crew. If you’re in the area, stay sharp and keep your eyes peeled for any blackout-related troubles or anyone who needs a helping hand.

Next, two big hauls of meth have been seized in separate incidents, one involving a creative (if not criminally inclined) use of Cheetos bags. Local authorities in Evansville have busted the drug operations, arresting suspects linked to some serious narcotic distribution. Keep your tactical senses tingling, because it’s always a whirlwind when these operations go down.

Lastly, on a more inspiring note, a fundraiser held by the Albion Fellows Bacon Center is stepping up to support survivors and shine a light on how to report sex crimes in Evansville. It’s a powerful reminder of the strength in community and the ongoing fight for justice and support for those affected.

That’s the scoop, heroes. Stay vigilant and safe out there, and remember, capes might get in the way, but our determination never will!

Hey there, hero! Hope you’re feeling more super than my morning coffee on this fine March 4th of ’25. Here’s what’s cracka lackin’ in our world today:

There’s been a real shake-up in Chandler with a mine collapse causing damage to over a dozen homes. This is a serious one for the community, so let’s keep those residents in our thoughts as folks assess and repair the damage.

Over in Evansville, shady business is afoot. A couple of guys are cooling their heels in the slammer after they were nabbed for passing counterfeit cash. They’ve been busy spending funny money at a bunch of local businesses. Let’s just say, their financial planning skills aren’t winning any awards.

Finally, things got tense in Evansville when a man reportedly attacked an officer and tried to spit blood on him. I’m telling you, some folks just don’t respect a badge. He’s locked up in the Vanderburgh County Jail now, though. Stay sharp out there!