Whaddaya know, hero? It’s February 22nd, 2026. Time to get the scoop on what’s goin’ down in Evansville.
**Breaking News**: A woman was taken to the hospital after attempting to set her house on fire, according to the Evansville Police Department. She’s been booked into the Vanderburgh County Jail for criminal recklessness and resisting law enforcement. That’s a wrap on that one, hero.
**Crime on the Rise**: There’s been a surge in pet abandonment cases in Evansville, with local shelters warning that it’s a crime to dump animals on their doorsteps. If you’re out on patrol, keep an eye out for any suspicious animal dumping activity. We don’t want no furry friends gettin’ hurt, hero.
**Local News**: The University of Evansville announced its fall dean’s list, featuring students who made the grade. No crime-fighting news here, but it’s always good to see young minds doin’ well in school. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got more reports to get through. How’s it hanging, hero?