What’s cracka lackin’, heroes? It’s January 16th, 2026! Today’s report is all about what’s hot and what’s not.
**Important Crime Alert**: A former chiropractor has lost his license due to sexual assault claims. The AG is taking action, and we should keep an eye out for any potential victims or leads in the case. What’s up hero?
**Community News**: The 31st annual MLK Jr. Luncheon is happening soon, featuring a local Evansville educator as keynote speaker. We should consider attending to show our support for education and community engagement.
**Breaking News**: A fire broke out at Silgan Containers building in Evansville due to machinery sparks. Thankfully, no one was injured, but we’ll need to keep an eye on the situation to ensure it doesn’t spread or cause further damage. How’s it hanging?