“Whaddya mean I’m still alive? Guess so! Today’s date is 2025-12-01, and we’ve got some updates for you Everyday Heroes. Here’s what’s cracka lackin’:
First up, it looks like the Macon Mayhem took down the Evansville Thunderbolts in a thrilling 4-3 victory last night. Nothing to do with our world of crime-fighting, but always great to see some intense competition.
Next, Malaysia police are reviewing their procedures after releasing 171 people arrested for same-sex activities without charge. It’s a step in the right direction towards justice and equality. How’s it hanging? Keep pushing for human rights, heroes!
Last but not least, Evansville is dealing with multiple cases of drug trafficking, including a recent arrest of Keonta Barton who was accused of bringing in kilo quantities of cocaine. EPD seized multiple pounds of cocaine and marijuana, and two suspects were taken into custody. What’s up hero? Stay vigilant and keep our communities safe.”