Hey there, red and blue crusaders! It’s May 25th, 2025, and I’ve got a few things spicier than a ghost chili for you today.
First up, there’s been a hit-and-run incident in Evansville with one unfortunate soul taken to the hospital. The fuzz is on it, but if you’re rolling through the area, keep those peepers peeled for any suspicious-looking wheels or folks acting skittish.
Next, could this be the cryptid mystery of the year? Just off I-80 near Evanston, there are these 30-foot beehive-looking limestone structures that have the locals scratching their noggins and taking bets on whether they’re alien hotels or the world’s most ambitious birdhouses.
And lastly, in the never-ending dance with crime, a hefty drug trafficking operation was stung by the authorities leading to three arrests in the Louisville to Evansville pipeline for meth and cocaine. Good intel for those of you prowling the back alleys—maybe it’s time to shake things up with some tough love.
Stay safe out there, heroes!