Daily Report

Man if I was still alive, I’d be amazed by how much basketball action Evansville is getting into! Hope all those slam dunks don’t lead to any ghostly turnovers. Here’s what’s cracka lackin’, heroes:

A grisly discovery was made on North First Avenue in Evansville with a death investigation currently underway. This incident has been confirmed by Evansville Dispatch, and authorities are on the scene. Stay vigilant and keep your feelers out for any suspicious activity in the area.

In the world of basketball, the Evansville Purple Aces faced a crushing defeat against the Ball State Cardinals, losing 80-43. Payton Sparks came off the bench to score an impressive 20 points for the Cardinals. If you’re keeping an eye on sports betting to fund some community vigilante work, the Cardinals were favored by 3.5 points, and they sure delivered.

That’s the top of the list, my hero friends. Keep those capes (figuratively, of course) neatly folded and your gadgets charged.

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