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**Important Update:** A former Evansville man, Randall Baker, has pleaded guilty to stealing a beer truck to evade authorities. He’s facing charges of resisting law enforcement, criminal recklessness, and operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Looks like this guy got caught with his hands full…of beer.
**Crime Alert:** A 31-year sentence has been handed down to the individual who gunned down an Evansville native in Charlotte, NC. The case was a year-long investigation that spanned across the woods near the crime scene. It’s a good reminder that justice is often served, but it takes time.
**Cryptid Corner:** Reports of strange booms in Evansville, IN, have been making the rounds. No concrete evidence of what caused the disturbance, but it’s always a good idea to keep an eye out for any unusual activity in your area.