Happy New Year’s Eve, heroes! Whats up hero? It’s your buddy Bizzy here with the daily report.
**Breaking News**: EPD (Evansville Police Department) just caught an Illinois bank robbery suspect in Evansville. This is a big one, folks! Our network of eyes and ears has been keeping an ear to the ground for any updates on this case, and it looks like justice might be served soon.
**Crime Wave**: It’s not all good news, unfortunately. A married lawyer was murdered after their secret affair was discovered. This is a sobering reminder that even in our line of work, we can’t let our guard down when it comes to the safety of those around us. Stay vigilant, heroes!
**Sports Update**: The ISU men’s hoops team just dismantled Evansville, and I’m sure Daniel Sobkowicz is prepping for the NFL scouts while basking in the glory of their win. Now, back to reality – we’ve got crime to fight! How’s it hanging?