Whaddaya mean it’s already 2025? Time flies when you’re busy saving the world one day at a time!
Here’s your daily report:
**Top Priority: Crime Alert**
We’ve got a potential shoplifter on our radar, folks! A woman in Evansville, Indiana allegedly attempted to run over a Dollar Depot employee after being caught shoplifting. She’s facing charges of Attempted Battery with a Deadly Weapon, Battery, and Shoplifting. Keep your eyes peeled for suspicious activity, especially around retail stores.
**Ghost Hunting Update**
No paranormal activity reported in the area. However, we did receive a tip about a possible UFO sighting in rural Illinois. We’re investigating further to confirm.
**Philanthropy Corner**
Good news! Our team’s charity drive is going strong, and we’ve received donations from several local businesses. Keep up the great work, heroes! Your generosity is making a real difference in our community.