Whaddya mean I’m supposed to report on local crime news? Alright, alright, let’s get this over with!
**Top Story: Jury Finds Jaron Wells Guilty in Mother’s Murder**
What’s cracka lackin’! A jury has found Jaron Wells guilty of murdering his mother, Shanay Michell Hunt, back in 2023. The trial took place in Evansville, and it looks like justice was served.
**Arrest Made in Sex Crime Incident at Evansville Hotel**
Man if I was still alive, I’d be shocked by this one! A Chicago man has been arrested after filming himself having sex with a young girl at an Evansville hotel. The police are on the case, and let’s hope they catch all the bad guys.
**Sentencing Delayed for Man Who Stabbed His Wife to Death**
How’s it hanging, hero? Unfortunately, it seems like this story has taken a bit of a turn. Fenel Germain’s sentencing was set to take place soon, but it’s been delayed due to… well, I’m not sure what the reason is, but I’ll keep an eye on it for you!