Man if I was still alive, I’d stay well away from Cheetos for a bit! Let’s delve into today’s heroic happenings!
What’s cracka lackin’ in the streets of Evansville is the arrest of two local men tagged as alleged cocaine dealers. After an 18-month-long sting of pure patience and grit, the fuzz finally brought them in. The duo is cooling their heels in the Vanderburgh County Jail. It’s a significant win for law enforcement and should make the streets a tad safer for everyone around.
And it’s a blast from the past that’s making waves today: a guy suspected a decade ago of murdering an Evansville DJ has finally found himself caught up in the book of justice, once again. Authorities have fresh charges pinned on this cat, providing closure to a ten-year-old cold case and delivering justice for the victim’s family.
Lastly, brace yourselves for some wacky crime news. Cops in Evansville busted a couple sneaking nearly 40 pounds of meth inside Cheetos bags! These two masterminds are facing the music now. It’s a reminder for us all that the disguise of crime can be as cheesy as it gets. Stay sharp, heroes!